Heather’s Meme Addiction

Evidently, my good bloggy-friend Heather has a meme addiction. You can blame her if you never wanted to know so much about me. Doesn’t every blog need a scapegoat?

The rules of the Who Are You Meme are:

1. The rules of the game get posted at the beginning.
2. Each player answers the questions about themselves.
3. At the end of the post, the player then tags 5 people and posts their names, then leaves a comments on those five blogs letting them know they've been tagged.

What was I doing 10 years ago:
Sleeping through physics class and dreaming about how much better my life would be after I graduated high school. Being grown-up is never as fun as it is before you are an adult!

Five Things on my to-do list today:
Get my annual physical with my primary care physician,
deposit Baby’s birthday money into his mutual fund,
study for my Multiculturalism in the U.S. class because I have a test on Friday (YIKES!),
surf the internet for cute summer clothes for the Baby,
actually do the work I get paid to do after I type my blog post

Five Snacks I enjoy:
Cheddar Cheese,
melted cheese,
nacho cheese,
bleu cheese,
any kind of cheese!

Five Things I would do if I were a billionaire:
ride a Zorb,
ship my boss to Ethiopia via Fed Ex,
buy bibles for every child in China,
hire a cleaning lady to live with me,
hire a writer to maintain my blog and write flattering stories about me and my family

Five of my bad habits:
I can’t drag myself out of bed until my alarm clock rings for the fifth time,
I’m habitually late for work no matter how hard I try to be on time,
I can’t cook without splattering something on the stove (I don’t consider this a flaw, but my husband does),
I procrastinate returning phone calls,
I always leave the clean underwear in the dryer until my husband asks me if there is any clean underwear in the house
(I’ve told him that I’m just encouraging him to be a nudist because he is hot, but he’s not buying it.)

Five places I have lived:
I’m boring, so I have only lived in Fort Lauderdale, Florida and Cleveland, Ohio

Five Jobs I've had:
Lay-Away Clerk at K-Mart,
Waitress at Denny’s,
Bank Teller,
Facilities Administrator,

International Human Resources Coordinator

Five people I want to know more about (a nice way of saying TAG):

I hate tagging people for memes and I love breaking the rules, so I simply refuse. If you were strong enough to read this entire post, I congratulate you for your endurance and I offer you this opportunity to participate in this meme if you can't think of anything else to write about today.