As I type this, I am foolishly munching on a crisp, juicy, red apple. Each bite brings a piercing, sharp pain through my sparkling white teeth. I am munching my apple in my cozy cubicle chair, but I am perched on the edge as I try to balance my weight on my sore behind. I don’t dare slouch because my ribs ache and throb.
To make a long story short, I met with the personal trainer this weekend and she kicked my butt. Then, I had an appointment this morning for teeth whitening. The procedure was painless but the aftermath isn’t pretty.
Actually, the aftermath is very pretty, but just don’t ask me to speak.